Total Medals Earned: 878 (From 228 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,230 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/500 points)
defeat 5 enemies in one game
defeat 50 enemies in one game
defeat 100 enemies in one game
kick a downed bandit six times
get spiky
maximum energy
recruit one hitchhiker
recruit four hitchhikers
fully upgrade your damage
defeat 500 enemies in one game
reach level 20
get the best score in the post-max level pachinko game
reach 500 points without taking damage from a mine
reach level 20 by only selecting the left upgrade
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/465 points)
Eat 10 Nemos
Eat 10 Sardies
Eat 10 Aidees
Eat 10 Tigris
Eat 10 Angies
Eat 10 Beanies
Eat 10 Puffpuffs
Eat 10 Scorpios
Eat 10 Devies
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/620 points)
Find and abuse the familiar mechanic
Receive a positive review from FlashChaz
Receive a positive review from Wayne Marsh
Receive a positive review from Danish Goel
Receive a positive review from Shock-Dingo
Take 25 poos
Increase your chances of winning an award
Develop 75 games with Auto mode disabled
Enter the brain
Get lucky on the one arm bandit
Win 50 awards - the only true recognition of talent
Develop 3 Idle versions of FlashChaz games
Realize a universal truth
Develop 250 games with Auto mode disabled
Churn out 800 games
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/260 points)
kill 30 chickens
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by spearmen
killed by an explosion
drop from 5 meters height
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/110 points)
Shoot those censor boxes!
Tasty.
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Find that secret block...
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Medals Earned: 13/17 (375/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 10 sky divers
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers